TRI-CYCLES RACE BIKE

"Everyone at the triathlon will know you are serious about a sport where participants push themselves to the point of losing control of their bowels when you ride up on this beauty. Adjustable seat and padded grips make for an excellent afternoon in the park, hunched over on a bike you're terrified will get stolen if you stop for lunch. Step up. Pay up. Front up."

― San Andreas Cycle Magazine.