CRUISER

"This beach cruiser is top of the line relaxation. Made in America, which explains why you're paying 6 times the price of foreign made beach cruisers. But when you're out for a beautiful day in the sunshine and feel like stopping by your ex-girlfriend's house to key her car, you want to look relaxed and inconspicuous. It's for the guy who says, "I'm so god damn relaxed, I just don't care that I'm paying several grand for a bike that goes slowly on flat paths by the beach and doesn't even have brakes."

― San Andreas Cycle Magazine.